Talk about weird, bro.Īnd, yes, we see his schlong swinging between his legs as he pulls up his pants. Cameron and Harper head up to the bedroom to grab Ethan’s swimsuit and some more sunscreen for the table-but instead of changing in the bathroom like a normal person, the dolt shreds his pants RIGHT IN FRONT OF HARPER. As any good pal might, Ethan offers to lend him a pair of trunks while Cameron waits for his belongings to make their way to the island. That includes the return of Season 1 vacationer Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge).She’s back with her bevy of bags and a new assistant, frazzled twentysomething Portia ( Haley Lu Richardson).Ĭameron’s suitcase is lost in Rome, so he’s left without a swimsuit as he arrives in Sicily. As always, creator/director/writer Mike White does a fantastic job of introducing us to the bunch. Then, we’re sent back to the beginning of the week, meeting the new guests of The White Lotus as they ride the boat to shore. Though the ocean isn’t hotel property, there’s something fishy afoot at The White Lotus yet again. Her ditsy assistant Rocco (Federico Ferrante) approaches her near the beach: Multiple guests have died. Instead, we meet manager Valentina (Sabrina Impacciatore) soon after the body is found. Ah!Īs opposed to in the first season, though, we know the body is not that of our main hotel concierge ( RIP Armond). During her last dive into the bright Mediterranean waters, she swims into a dead body. In the very first scene, we meet a very chipper Daphne (Meghann Fahy) on her last day at the resort. We’re in Sicily now, still at The White Lotus resort chain, but with a whole new crew of characters. Get ready for male genitalia galore!īut before we get into the many dicks-double entendre-of The White Lotus Season 2 ( Euphoria, you’ve been challenged), let’s set the scene. Yes, one of TV’s finest shows is back and grosser than ever. No more dragons and no more incest (we hope)-instead, we’ve got snotty rich couples and farting grandpas. Our prayers have been answered: The White Lotus has finally returned to HBO.

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